TENNIS TALK

APRIL 2012

6th and final issue of 2011-2012 Season

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APRIL 14 - 15, 2012 STRAIGHT DOUBLES TOURNAMENT

Start times for April Tournament:
MENS A WOMENS A WOMENS B WOMENS C MENS B
Larry Wagner & Sheldon Baker vs. Al Lieb & Doug Baker @ 9am

Jef Johnson & Ken Shallahamer vs. Mike Shoemaker & Don Campbell @ 9am

Don Wilson and Bruce Inman play at 11am

Ursula Hawkins & Harriet Lisak vs. Jacque Goodrich & Jan Bruner @ 10am

Jan McNamara & Peg Lieb vs. Penny Pralle & Teresa San Filippo @ 10am

Jackie Shallahamer & Concha Rivera vs. Janie Munce & Mary Marchese @ 11am

Connie Biddlecome & Annette Marxen vs. Marie Walsh & Sherrie Bunnell @ 11am

Bonnie Wilson & Concha Rivera vs. Kersti Garthwaite & Barbara Ash @ 10am

Vickie Mercer & Marla Anderson vs. Sandi Kean & Michele Miller @ 10am

Curt Hawkins & Harold Larson vs. Jim Munce & Bob Speth @ 9am

Gary McNamara & Earl Biddlecomb vs. Ed Ghiorso & Borden Granger @ 9am

Denny Bean plays at noon

The format will be determined by the turnout -- If we have a large turnout, we will try to at least partially run the new round robin format - which requires 8 or 16 per group. Low turnouts (not divisible by 8) will necessitate our usual double elimination format. The new round robin format requires groups of 8 people, and it is rare we can get such even-numbered turnouts. Vickie Mercer has volunteered to run next year's tournaments and will assist in the remaining 2 tournaments this season. As this is still "the season", it is a good idea to make reservations early. If you are planning to play, you should either call Jef (760-767-4047) or Vickie Mercer and leave a message if they're not there, or email Jef at jefbstc@gmail.com by 6pm on Friday April 13. , you must sign up by 6:00 p.m. on the eve of the tournament. Sign-up at the clubhouse, or contact Jef at Borrego Physical Therapy - where the draw will going on from 6:30pm to 9pm on Friday, April 13, 2012, phone 760-767-4047 or e-mail: jefbstc@gmail.com, or if all else fails, call the tennis center at 760-767-0577 the Friday afternoon before the tournament by 6pm(definitely before 7:30 p.m.). The draw will be completed by around 9:00 P.M. and play will begin on Saturday, possibly as early as 8:00 a.m. After 9pm on the Friday before the tournament, Jef will try to upload the draw (including partners, start times, and opponents) to our website at www.borregotennis.com and click the tournament date. If you want us to call you with the start time, and don't have internet access, add your phone number with your name when you sign up, or, preferably, arrange to have someone you know check and contact you. Also, if you are just joining the club, please provide contact information, preferably an e-mail address, if you wish to receive a newsletter, and if you want to be listed in the club's directory. If you want to share and consume goodies, there will be a Goody Bar in the clubhouse on Saturday and Sunday mornings.


SATURDAY BRUNCH
Fred Dow will be demonstrating his culinary skills again on Saturday morning. This time he's planning a brunch. (If you want champagne, you'll have to bring your own!.)

A NEW ADMINISTRATION
Be sure to bring your nomination(s) for the position of club president.

Thanks, and looking forward to our "always fun" last tournament of the season. - Marilyn


APRIL BANQUET
Our annual banquet will be held Saturday, April 14, at 7:00 pm (Happy hour starts at 6:30). Assaggio's will be providing the food and the menu is as follows:
Salad and Garlic Bread
Chicken Parmesan
Pasta with Meatballs
Vegetable Linguini with Marinara Sauce

BYOB

We will also be providing dessert. Please bring the beverage of your choice.

The total cost is $18.00 per person (including tax) and all money must be in to Susan Flores-Dow no later than APRIL 2. NO RESERVATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED AFTER THAT DATE. You may pay at the March tournament. Make checks payable to BSTC ( not Susan). If you do not plan to be at the March tournament, you may mail your checks to Susan at: 914 Steele Drive, Brea, CA 92821 Cell: 714 350-3910 Be sure to mail in time for the cut-off date. You may want to call Susan to let her know your "check is in the mail" so she'll be expecting it.

For those who are new to the club, our annual banquet is always catered instead of our usual potluck dinners.

We look forward to seeing all of you and having a fun evening.

Marilyn Bean

Do not bring any door prizes this time, as we will have an auction after dinner. Read on what the Yorba Linda gals have planned for us.


BSTC - APRIL AUCTION – PLUS TAX! FUND RAISER
Oh boy, it’s tax time! But for BSTC, it’s also AUCTION TIME!

The CLUB WILL SCORE EXTRA FUNDS when you bring an item(s) - limit two - for auction at the BSTC Banquet on April 14.

Any item you wish to auction will be accepted. Tag your item(s) with a starting bid and the YL Ladies (formerly Harold’s Harem, maybe Dick’s Chick’s now) will handle the rest. After the banquet, we will take bids on all items at auction.

Bring a painting, a quilt (that would be Ursula!), a racquet; anything you think will sell - small or large, soft or hard, clean or dirty - right from the attic or garage. If you don’t use it you can sell it for BSTC’s benefit. Don’t forget, one person’s trash is another person’s treasure!

And, the PLUS TAX…well, it is TAX TIME so a $1.00 tax will be added to the final bid price. That $1.00 along with the sales price goes directly to BSTC. It’s a WIN-WIN. You show off your talent by donating your creation(s) or you get rid of unwanted stuff and BSTC gets more money to help continue our fun tournaments in Borrego Springs.

Let’s make this another great FUND RAISER AUCTION for the club.

Marla, Barbara and Sandi

BORREGO NEWS
Wildflowers were mostly absent for the March tournament - probably due to long intervals between rains and some heavy drying winds.

MARCH 2012 MIXED DOUBLES TOURNAMENT
A fair turnout of 35 participants attended the mixed doubles double elimination tournament on the weekend of March 10-11, 2012. Weather was again near-perfect with highs in the 70s and only a little wind mid-Sunday. We were blessed with an abundance of top-notch men players: Tom Hon, Josh Barnett, Jim Ruggles, Tom McClure, Larry Wagner and Drew Shallahamer, so many of the usual top division players moved down to a still very competitive middle division.


Part of the Shallahamer clan doled out the winnings


Without a $50 bill, this was a laborious process


But it was completed


Jef Johnson was the 2nd name drawn for the $50 drawing, as Don Wilson was again absent! Congratulations, Jef!

RESULTS OF MARCH 2012 TOURNAMENT(WON - LOSS record)
SOLAR FLARES SPRING FORWARDS FULL MOONERS
WINNER

Jim Ruggles - Ursula Hawkins (4-1)
WINNER

Drew - Jackie Shallahamer (4-1)
WINNER

Arne Halverson - Halli Shallahamer (4-0)
RUNNER-UP

Larry Wagner - Nine Hanson (3-2)
RUNNER-UP

Ken Shallahamer (subbed for Mike Shoemaker(3-0) in finals) / Laurel Van Gilder(3-2)
RUNNER-UP

Vickie Mercer - Harold Larson (2-2)
Tom McClure - Susan Dow (2-2)
Al Lieb - Jan McNamara (0-2)
Josh Barnett - Roz Smyth (2-2)
John Hon - Peg Lieb (0-2)
Sheldon Baker - Marla Anderson (0-2)
Don Campbell - Harriet Lisak (0-2)
Jef Johnson - Eileen Childress (2-2)
Ken Shallahamer - Concha Rivera (0-2)
Curt Hawkins - Barbara Ash (1-2)
Denny Bean - Kersti Garthwaite (0-2)
Don Wilson - Sandi Kean (2-2)
Mike Wiley (0-2) - Vickie Mercer


BSTC SCHEDULE FOR 2011 - 2012 SEASON

Sep 17 - 18 2011 San Clemente campout tennis weekend
Oct 29 - 30 2011 Mixed doubles Feb 18 - 19 2012 Straight doubles
Dec 3 - 4 2011 Straight doubles Mar 10 - 11 2012 Mixed doubles
Jan 14 - 15 2012 Mixed doubles Apr 14 - 15 2012 Straight doubles


RECYCLED EMAIL JOKES submitted by Liz on 5/11/04
Potentially and Realistically
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you figured out."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Yes, I believe I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."

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