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FEBRUARY 2003

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FEBRUARY TOURNAMENT

It's that time again. Our next tournament will be straight doubles on the weekend of February 15/16. As usual there will be a potluck at 7 on Saturday, with happy (half)hour at 6:30. The Gilloons will emcee this event, and due to new seating arrangements, we will no longer be packed like sardines! So there is one less excuse for not showing up! Because we are now in the busy season for Borrego, it is important to make your reservations early since motels and campgrounds tend to be busy on weekends until the end of the season in late April. We hope to see you all in Borrego for this weekend. If you are planning to play, you must sign up by 7:30 p.m. on Friday, February 14 (Valentines Day). Signup at clubhouse, or contact Gary Edwards: phone 619-390-8412, e-mail: garyre@cox.net, cel: 619-992-8412. The draw will be completed by 9:00 P.M. and play will begin on Saturday at 8:00 A.M.

JANUARY TOURNAMENT

We had a fair turnout of 46 contestants for the January 11 - 12 tournament. The weather, again, was perfect, and more improvements in the facility were evident, including the near completion of the new swimming pool and renovations in both bathrooms.


RESULTS OF JANUARY 2003 TOURNAMENT
photos courtesy of Kersti Garthwaite
RANKREDSBLUESBROWNS
1st
Tom McClure - Barbara Rathbun

Jef Johnson - Marilyn Bean

Harold Plett - Toni Alexander
2nd
Fred Dow - Roz Smythe

John Schultz - Rachel Edwards

Harry Brewster - Tatiana McClure
Don Wilson - Peg Lieb Denny Bean - Kersti Garthwaite Jim Ellis - Sonya McGrath
Al Lieb - Susan Dow Dave Quimby - Ruth Johnson Ron Romeo - Betty Minkel
Fred Wantland - Bonnie Wilson Jim Rathbun - Janice Atzen Spnce Smith - Sandi Granger
John Reed - Terry Moy Jack Minkel - Joanne Cohen Hank Wennik - Monica Robertson
Lonnie Hawkins - Harriet Lisak Lee Lisak - Carole Stadelbacher John Terleski - Lois Smith
Gary Edwards - Mary Quimby Pete Azar - Carmen Perez
PRIZE WINNER

Ron Romeo won the $50 tournament prize! Congratulations, Ron!


Ron and presenter Dave


BORREGO NEWS

There was a good turnout for Sandi’s tournament on the 24-26th. The weather has been perfect all month, averaging about 10°F above normal. However, if the current dry weather continues much longer, this will be another poor wildflower year.

JANUARY BORREGO HIKE

10 people showed up to hike in the Lower Willows in Coyote Canyon. Weather was perfect, birds were singing (Harold identified a male Phainopepla), and even some flowers were evident (bladderpod, chuparosa). In the anthropological area, We found the rock that had both a pictograph and a mortero. Harold identified one of the birds we saw. On the drive up, Spence reported water coming up from his gear shift while fording at 2nd crossing. Also 6 of us hiked up to the top the the bypass road, and looked down into Collins Valley.


Spence crossing at 2nd Xing


CORRECTIONS

The Romeos have changed their e-mail address to rrromeo@san.rr.com. The online e-mail, phone directory has already been updated. Please contact Jef for any changes in your phone, email or physical address.

TOURNAMENT DATES FOR 2002-2003

The remaining dates for the 2002 - 2003 season are as follows:

February 15 & 16, 2003
March 16 & 17 - Granger tournament (BSTC Welcome)
March 22 & 23, 2003
April 12 & 13, 2003
RECYCLED E-MAIL JOKE

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So just to be fair I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM! He blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says "Dammit....third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story....Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

NEWSLETTER JOKE INDEX since 2002

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